Misc. Leno

From last Friday's show:

As I'm sure you've heard by now, the airlines are saying no more hair gels, shampoo, makeup or hair sprays will be allowed in your carry-on bag. Who's attacking us? Drag queens?

They also said that men can not carry on shaving cream. Why? When was the last time you saw an Islamic militant guy with a can of shaving cream? You've never seen that.

Give you an idea how expensive gas is getting, in Pennsylvania Amish country there has been a rash of horse and buggy jackings.