Party School

Princeton has released its annual review of the best party schools. Texas is number one. When I get the complete list, I'll post it. It's a reminder for parents to ask: "What am I paying for when I send my kid to college?"

The answer is, "A dressed-up brothel." I want kids to have fun and to spread their wings a bit, but make no doubt about it: university life is a moral cesspool. You may have enjoyed it as a young adult (I did), but very few escape untarnished, and for some, the marks are permanent.