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# Woody
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/4929/
- Published: 2006-08-17T11:46:26.000Z
- Updated: 2006-08-17T11:46:26.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

I'm no Woody Allen fan, but a few of these quotes are pretty funny:

"\[Intellectuals\] are like the Mafia. They only kill their own."

"The prettiest \[girls\] are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God."

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."

"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."