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# Letterman on Supreme Court
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/4899/
- Published: 2006-08-05T22:32:18.000Z
- Updated: 2006-08-05T22:32:18.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

A few of these slayed me:

> Letterman's Top Ten  
> Top Ten Signs The Supreme Court Doesn't Give A Damn

> 10.Opinion based on coin flip so they could make 2:40 showing of "Superman Returns"  
> 9.Tough to concentrate with Ruth Bader Ginsburg trying on bikinis.  
> 8.Spent last two days hearing arguments between Barbara Walters and Star Jones.  
> 7.All gavels make crazy "boing" sound.  
> 6.Recesses now take place at area Hooters.  
> 5.Chief Justice John Roberts demands to be called "J. Ro".  
> 4.After heated debate, ruled 7-to-2 that Aerosmith does indeed rock.  
> 3.Upheld gay marriage, but only for really hot babes.  
> 2.For kicks they reversed an old decision and now Gore's President.  
> 1.Invited Anna Nicole Smith back to stand around and look slutty.