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# No Islamic Fun
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/4891/
- Published: 2006-08-03T13:12:42.000Z
- Updated: 2006-08-03T13:12:42.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Religion, #wpChunk

> [Britain's biggest theme park has called off the country's first "National Muslim Fun Day" because of lack of interest, the park said Wednesday](http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-08-02T184048Z%5F01%5FL02862061%5FRTRUKOC%5F0%5FUS-MUSLIMS-FUNDAY.xml&src=rss&rpc=22&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

Dang it. I was looking forward to drinking water, making my wife wear a veil, and beating the hell out of some Jews.

It's actually not a bad idea. Maybe if we had more Muslim-themed amusement parks, they'd buy into the whole Western experience better and think, "Hey, consumerism ain't so bad. Let's not hasten to the forty virgins."