Britain's biggest theme park has called off the country's first "National Muslim Fun Day" because of lack of interest, the park said Wednesday.
Dang it. I was looking forward to drinking water, making my wife wear a veil, and beating the hell out of some Jews.
It's actually not a bad idea. Maybe if we had more Muslim-themed amusement parks, they'd buy into the whole Western experience better and think, "Hey, consumerism ain't so bad. Let's not hasten to the forty virgins."
