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# (Untitled)
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/485/
- Published: 2005-03-21T18:06:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-05-18T10:12:00.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

*Scat*man Crothers on the Cover?  
  
The mainline magazines for teeny-boppers and teenagers are pretty bad, often taking the form of “front rags” for Planned Parenthood. The most popular teen magazine is *J-14*. We'd never heard of it, but it sells 451,000 copies per month, 84,000 more than *Seventeen*. Its secret? LCD, baby, LCD: lowest common denominator. Material for coprophiliacs and other disgusting fascinations. Try this story: "My Crush Caught Me Taking a Dump!,” and you get an idea of what this magazine offers, at least [**according to this article**](http://www.slate.com/id/2115009/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

Eric Scheske's ten-year-old daugther, Abbie, is going to the abbey.