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Scatman Crothers on the Cover?

The mainline magazines for teeny-boppers and teenagers are pretty bad, often taking the form of “front rags” for Planned Parenthood. The most popular teen magazine is J-14. We'd never heard of it, but it sells 451,000 copies per month, 84,000 more than Seventeen. Its secret? LCD, baby, LCD: lowest common denominator. Material for coprophiliacs and other disgusting fascinations. Try this story: "My Crush Caught Me Taking a Dump!,” and you get an idea of what this magazine offers, at least according to this article.

Eric Scheske's ten-year-old daugther, Abbie, is going to the abbey.