I would've thought it was impossible: A think piece about Paris Hilton. That's kind of like a think piece about a rock. But this writer almost pulls it off. The article doesn't merit inclusion in an anthology of best philosophical essays of 2006, but it's interesting. Paris Hilton has duped us all. She's not nearly as bad as we think. She's no peach, mind you, but she has (at least partly) fabricated her naughty stupidity to capitalize off our culture's shallowness. Ya gotta appreciate that a little bit.
