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[CBS] plans to announce today that it will place laser imprints of its trademark eye insignia, as well as logos for some of its shows, on eggs – 35 million of them in September and October. CBS's copywriters are referring to the medium as “egg-vertising,” hinting at the wordplay they have in store. Some of their planned slogans: “CSI” (“Crack the Case on CBS”); “The Amazing Race” (“Scramble to Win on CBS”); and “Shark” (“Hard-Boiled Drama.”). Variations on the ad for its Monday night lineup of comedy shows include “Shelling Out Laughs,” “Funny Side Up” and “Leave the Yolks to Us.”

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The gut reaction: Advertising is completely out of control. They're advertising everywhere, and it's obnoxious.

But upon a little reflection, this type of advertising is harmless. You break the egg, and it's gone. Sure, it's a symptom of the proliferation of advertising, but maybe the proliferation is a good thing. If advertisers find a slew of new places to advertise (e.g., people's nimrods' foreheads and the Internet), maybe that'll decrease the use of the only type of advertising that I find truly obnoxious: the billboard.

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