Sophia Loren, 71, will pose nude for a racy calendar.
Don't laugh. I'll bet she looks great. They could exhume Marilyn Monroe and make her look good. The women you see in magazines and calendars don't really exist and neither does a volupt Sophia Loren. But no matter: Photoshop and airbrushing and cosmetics and strategic posing will make her look alluring. Related commentary.
The whole thing oughtta upset lovers of female fantasies, just as sports fans would be upset to learn that their favorite athletes don't really exist and that what they see on TV are merely computer enhancements of the plays and distortions of the athletes' real abilities. But the female fantasy folk don't seem to care. Probably because they're not smart enough to care. They just want their minds set on fire. It doesn't matter how it happens. Idiocy, yes, but girlie magazines aren't exactly geared to the best and brightest.
The real Sophia:
