Little Kid: Santa gave me coal in my stocking last year. I tried to get even with him by putting out cookies laced with cyanide. That bastard found out and killed my dad."
Wow: Witches now outnumber Presbyterians in the U.S. Link. That's unbelievable. Bunch of LGBT activists with a vapid veneer of dogma, calling themselves a "religion." I'm not sure what to think about the witches.
Easy there, my brothers of the Knoxian stripe, I'm just joking.