The Crowd in Front Will Run Faster
PETA is sponsoring a “running of the nudes.” LINK. Excerpt:
“The annual 'running of the bulls' in the northern Spanish town of Pamplona could get some serious competition this year, in the form of a rival run by naked humans protesting cruelty to animals.
"The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) group, which has protested against the event in the past, even announced that it was asking the town authorities to replace the traditional bull-chase with its 'running of the nudes.'”
The article says 16 people got gored by bulls last year at Pamplona. That's nasty, but probably not as nasty as getting gored by a “bull” at the PETA run.
