I'll Take a Drumstick and Vermouth

From my backyard:

GOSHEN, Ind. (AP) -- Police say they found a nearly empty pint bottle of vodka between the front seats of an ice cream truck after they pulled over the driver for swerving into the wrong lane.

Hey, give the guy a break. Driving an ice cream truck is stressful work. Every time you get the van cranked up to 70 mph, you gotta slow down for some whiny kid in a cul de sac who wants a flippin' Strawberry Shortcake bar. And the kids who can't make up their minds? That's enough to drive anyone to the bottle.