Do It At the Mall

Planned Parenthood: Making Easy Sex Easier. They're setting up in retail strip malls. They're also open 24 hours a day. Maybe they'll go 24/7. You know, so when you've gotten some drunk girl on the brink when the bars close, you can run into Planned Parenthood and get some literature to convince her to go all the way.

Planned Parenthood is the best friend of every frat boy on campus.