Jesse, Arnold, and Mimi

I don't like to discuss naked politics on this blog, but the excitement at Wonkette about the new governor candidate in Nevada is rather humorous. PG-13 link. The woman is a porn star, and she's running as a Republican. People find this startling (the pornographic Republican), but it's not. Republicans would consort with the devil, if it would get them another office seat (the difference between Republicans and Democrats is merely the frequency with which the two parties engage the diabolical).

I went to the new candidate's website and tracked down a picture of her. She looks legit. Gotta like the classy handlers at her side.

Nevada Porn.jpg

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