Misc. Leno

With these gas prices I got smart. I'm driving the new Patrick Kennedy hybrid car. Have you seen this thing? It runs on sleeping pills and when you get on the highway it runs on alcohol.

A lot of people are very upset that Congressman Patrick Kennedy was not given a blood alcohol test after his car accident last week. I can understand why they didn't do it. I mean that makes sense. It's kind of like giving President Bush the S.A.T. test. What's the point? You know what the answer is going to be.

I saw something very disturbing coming into work this morning on the freeway. A van coming from Mexico, 45 people crammed inside it. They weren't illegals, its just gas is so expensive they were carpooling.

The good news, OPEC lowered its price to just under $70 a barrel. The bad news, that's just for the barrel.

More problems for Congressman Patrick Kennedy after his car accident. According to the police reports he acted disoriented and his speech was slurred. Today he was charged for impersonating Paula Abdul.