Beheading

Seven suspected Islamic terrorists have confessed to beheading three Christian schoolgirls on Indonesia's Sulawesi Island, police said on Wednesday.

No reason was given, but is a reason necessary? Christian schoolgirls are obviously a grave threat. Heck, they may have even been wearing their school skirts above the knee. That's worth decapitation.

Question: If you kill three Christian schoolgirls, do you get three additional virgins in heaven?

(Excuse the joking. If I were to respond seriously to all Muslim atrocities, I'd be spitting venom 24/7.)

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