Alright, This is Just Gross

A 33-year-old Malaysian man who married a 104-year-old woman said that it was God's will that he tie the knot with someone old enough to be his great-grandmother. . . "I didn't marry Wook for her money. Her only asset is her deep religious knowledge.” The bride said that she hoped the marriage would last.

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I hope you don't want much commentary from me. It's hard for me to type with my head lodged in the toilet.