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# Friday Humor
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/4463/
- Published: 2006-04-28T18:40:41.000Z
- Updated: 2006-04-28T18:40:41.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

Some bad ones to use at the bar tonight:

A man walks into a bar holding a slab of asphalt and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

A jumper cable walks into the bar and asks for a bar. The bartender says, "Okay, but don't start anything."

Shakespeare walks into a bar and the bartender says, "You're still bard here."

A dyslexic alcoholic walks into a bra.

Courtesy of the most-recent issue of *[Gilbert Magazine](http://www.gilbertmagazine.com/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)*.