Bless the brewers:
Czech brewers are working to create a beer that would counter the discomforts of menopause.
The low-calorie, low-alcohol beer being developed by the Prague-based Research Institute of Brewing and Malting contains heightened levels of phytoestrogen, a plant form of the hormone estrogen often lacking in menopausal women, said the institute's director Karel Kosar.
I seriously doubt I'll have a need for it, but if it helps with cramping, maybe I can drink it after a night of drinking regular beer and downing two bags of Fritos.