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# Living McLonger
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/4415/
- Published: 2006-04-21T10:57:12.000Z
- Updated: 2006-04-21T10:57:12.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Food and Drink, #wpChunk

[**This**](http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/14382760.htm?ref=thedailyeudemon.com), from the *Kansas City Star*:

> The annual number of deaths in the United States dropped by nearly 50,000 in 2004 – the biggest decline in almost 70 years.

Right next to it is a McDonald's advertisement. Coincidence? Or are the boys from Oak Park insidiously trying to infiltrate our subconscious? They're already making America fat and killing rainforests and serving cheap meat and doing everything else possible to destroy the world. Now, they're trying to make us think that McDonald's food makes us live longer. They have no shame.