Desecrating the Memory

Of course, Johnny Cash did plenty to desecrate his own memory, but he doesn't deserve this:

PETE DOHERTY [Pronounced "DoCK-er-ty] is planning another spell behind bars – this time for a JOHNNY CASH-style gig for inmates.

The BABYSHAMBLES frontman is in talks with the governor of London's Pentonville prison, Gary Deighton.

Who is Pete Doherty? A musician Buddhist heroin addict, of course.