Give Me Tor Eckman

A hospital is promising emergency room patients they'll be seen by a doctor in 30 minutes or less -- or else receive an apology and free movie tickets.

There mere idea that medical providers are looking for illness is frightening. Clothes retailers try to convince you that you need this pair of shoes and car dealers try to tell you that this car will really make your life. What is to prevent doctors from trying to sell people on questionable surgeries, especially since many such medical procedures are judgment calls?

Maybe Kramer wasn't that far off the mark.