Just Kidding!
Two masked robbers tried to hold up a cashless credit union bank at gunpoint in California.
They burst into the 'bank' at Benicia with weapons drawn and shouted at employees to hand over the money, reports the San Francisco Chronicle. . . .
The robbers apparently had no idea they'd attempted to rob a credit union that immediately deposits its money, making it impossible for anyone to access it, he said.
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My headline, incidentally, isn't farfetched. I heard on Fox & Friends that the young men arrested for the string of church fires claimed they were doing it as a joke. I hope their new husband Bubba has a good sense of humor.