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At last night's Oscars, a film producer who appeared in the “In Memoriam” montage, turns out she's alive. Even worse, she's scratching loudly at the roof of her coffin.

New research finds that people who have ADHD literally have different brains. When told this, people with ADHD said, “I like pancakes.”

This was the first year that Amazon took home Oscars. Amazon won two Oscars for “Manchester by the Sea,” and one for “A 4-Pack of Norelco Waterproof Razor Blades.”

Spain is trying to boost its national birthrate by appointing a national “sex tsar.” I'd like to lodge a complaint, because Sex Tsar is my username on Tinder.

Eric Scheske

Eric Scheske