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# Cocky Counterfeiter . . . But Not Too Bright
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/4216/
- Published: 2006-03-15T11:27:24.000Z
- Updated: 2006-03-15T11:27:24.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

Fire up the ethnic joke machines:

> The counterfeit money looked good, but there was one flaw. There's no such thing as a one billion dollar bill.

> U.S. Customs agents in California said on Tuesday they had found 250 bogus billion dollar bills while investigating a man charged with currency smuggling.

> Tekle Zigetta, 45, pleaded guilty to three federal counts of trying to bring cash, phony bills and a fake $100,000 gold certificate into the United States in January.

[Link](http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=domesticNews&storyID=11532895&src=rss/domesticNews&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).