One of my children asked me, half-jokingly, if it's okay to pray while they go to the bathroom. I responded with the Buddhist anecdote about the two monks who liked to smoke. They wondered if they could smoke and pray at the same time. They went back and asked their respective masters. One master said "no," the other master said "yes." The monk who was told "no" said, "I asked him if it's okay to smoke while I pray." The other monk said, "Oh, I asked if it's okay to pray while I smoke."
Cracked me up: "So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident."
This Forbes article says that 2017 is going to see the "on demand" market culture gain steam. That's one of the marketing features of Max's urban farm: Grow to order, order to your door. I'm hoping the farm will appeal to busy people who want organic, non-gmo greens delivered to their door monthly, weekly, bi-weekly, or twice a week. Max will peddle it there.