40 Things That Only Happen in Movies. Great list, including:
13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
26. Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don't mind at all what the girl does for a living.
35. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
