Poster Child for Eugenics

It would appear Madonna shouldn't have been allowed to reproduce:

Madonna says she had some explaining to do when her daughter, Lourdes, asked about that kiss with Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.

"(Lourdes) is really obsessed with who is gay," says Madonna in an interview in Out magazine's April issue. "And she even asked, 'Mom, you know they say that you are gay?' And I'm, 'Oh, do they? Why?' And she says, 'Because you kissed Britney Spears.'"

"And I said, 'No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

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I'm siding with the kid on this one. People of the same sex simply don't kiss each other on the lips (assuming they're not parent-child, and even then, the child better be pretty little). A friend once kissed me on the cheek, and I about hurled. I still won't use a public bathroom when he's around, preferring to undergo kidney surgery later.