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I was never a big fan of the WWJD bracelets, but I might get some of this:

Introducing WWJD-40 an amazing product with a thousand and one uses. Jesus gave Peter the power to bind and loose and wouldn't you just love to be able to bind (but mainly loose) things yourself? Want to slip out of your vows or ease yourself comfortably through a sticky moral bind? Then you need the conscience lubricant, WWJD-40.

Curt Jester.