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# Wireless Security System
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/4122/
- Published: 2006-03-03T15:11:24.000Z
- Updated: 2006-03-03T15:11:24.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

Received from a friend:

> How to install a wireless security system:

> Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of  
> a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish.

> Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an  
> hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been de-wormed and they are a little edgy."