Misc. Leno

From last night:

Today was the big final day of Mardi Gras. The drinking, the naked women, the partying all night. Or as Bode Miller called it, "Olympic training”.

President Bush is on his way to India. I guess he had to go. Apparently he lost the lost the phone number for tech support.

Former President Bill Clinton took out an ad. He wants to hire interns for his presidential library. He's looking for 25 interns to fill 75 positions.

If you'd like to respond to the ad, go to the Lane Bryant website and click on the link.

It was announced today that the FCC is planning sanctions against three major networks as part of a crackdown after more violations of decency standards. They are cracking down on the three big networks. The good news for NBC - we are no longer one of the big three networks.