I'd Rather be Dead

An Iowa woman allegedly faked her own death to avoid paying parking tickets. . .

She now faces up to five years in prison for fraud - instead of the $500 fine she might have expected for failing to pay her parking tickets.

Link.

Kind of reminds me of working with lazy people while growing up. They spent more time trying to figure out how to get out of doing the job or complaining about it, than just doing it. This woman is going to spend more time concocting her plan and paying the price for it, than she would've spent getting a second job and paying the tickets.