I didn't follow-up to see what caused this outburst at Hogs on Ice, but at least the writer doesn't sugarcoat it:
I hate people who don't eat pizza crust. They should all be killed. . .
You bastards. Throwing out a seventh of a pizza, just because you don't have the stones to chew it. And you end up taking more slices, because you're eating so little of every one.
It's something I'd say myself, but being a proper Christian gentleman (ahem), I can't. Thank goodness there are men out there to do my dirty work.