Brews You Can Use, Saturday Edition

I haven't left my hometown all week, promise:Â

WEST BEND, Wis. - Authorities are hoping to break up what must be quite the party after beer thieves made off with almost $26,000 worth of suds from a delivery truck. . . .

The missing product, valued at $25,788, included:

• 384 24-packs of Miller Genuine Draft cans
• 560 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce bottles
• 980 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce cans
• 40 24-packs of Miller Light 16-ounce plastic bottles

I've done drooled all over myself.