Fat, Gay, and Pregnant: Military Madness

I missed this nugget:

The sponsor of a House bill to lift the ban on homosexuals in the military said today that he would add a provision removing the bans on overweight and pregnant troops as well.

Remember that scene when Forrest Gump saves all those boys in Vietnam? Slinging them over his shoulder and running? Good luck doing that with a G.K. Chesterton-llike soldier, much less a pregnant GKC.