I Can't Say I'm Shocked

"Don't judge a book by its cover" you say?

I say, "Short of spending a lot of time reading it, what else are you going to judge it by?"

And in Chumlee's case, you could see from the cover that he comes from the underclass: Pawn Stars' Chumlee arrested after police find meth and a gun while searching his home in sexual assault investigation.

I wasn't going to post this, but I found this excerpt humorous:

"Two years ago Chumlee lost a whopping 75 pounds due to changing his diet."

Ah, yes, his diet. I'm sure the meth had nothing to do with it.