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# Misc. Leno from Last Night's Show
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/3901/
- Published: 2006-02-09T01:31:32.000Z
- Updated: 2006-02-09T01:31:32.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

> Do you believe this weather? It was 88 today. I was sweating like a Danish cartoonist in Mecca.

> People in Seattle still pretty depressed today. In fact, they were so bummed out they were ordering cappuccino with no foam.

> Pennsylvania fans still going crazy. In fact, the Amish were tipping over buggies, setting barns on fire, kicking over butter churns”¦it's unbelievable.

> Do you know that the Rolling Stones have a combined age of 246 years old? In fact, that's why they preformed on a stage with a circular runway. See, that was kind of a precaution; in case any of them 'wandered off', they would eventually go back to the center.

> Gillette introduced their new five blade razor fusion. Did you see that thing? Not to be outdone, today Schick introducing a riding mower for your face.