Misc. Leno from Last Night's Show

Do you believe this weather? It was 88 today. I was sweating like a Danish cartoonist in Mecca.

People in Seattle still pretty depressed today. In fact, they were so bummed out they were ordering cappuccino with no foam.

Pennsylvania fans still going crazy. In fact, the Amish were tipping over buggies, setting barns on fire, kicking over butter churns”¦it's unbelievable.

Do you know that the Rolling Stones have a combined age of 246 years old? In fact, that's why they preformed on a stage with a circular runway. See, that was kind of a precaution; in case any of them 'wandered off', they would eventually go back to the center.

Gillette introduced their new five blade razor fusion. Did you see that thing? Not to be outdone, today Schick introducing a riding mower for your face.