Destroy the Establishment

This kid really has eclectic tastes: Oprah, Bush, Wal-Mart, and Coke. Those are the four pillars of society, no? I'm not sure how the Pope got left off the list, though.

The Secret Service is investigating a seventh grader who wrote a school essay that authorities say advocated violence against President Bush, talk show host Oprah Winfrey and others.

The boy's homework assignment for English class was to write what he would do on a perfect day. In addition to the president and Winfrey, the boy wrote that violence should be directed at executives of Coca-Cola and Wal-Mart, police and school officials said.

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