Misc. Leno

From last night's show:

The first confirmed case of bird flu has just been discovered in Iraq. This is just the kind of thing that can destroy their tourism industry.
"Walk The Line” was passed over for best picture nomination. Which makes 'Brokeback Mountain” the clear favorite. See gay is in this year. If Johnny Cash had fallen for Jimmy Carter instead of June Carter”¦they would have had a lockout.
John Wayne spent his last years hoping the western would become popular again. It's too bad he didn't live to see this.

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