Misc. Leno

From last night:

In a stunning loss "Brokeback Mountain did not win a single SAG award last night. Those two guys really got shafted. Someone really stuck it to them didn't they?

Everybody is still talking about Kobe Bryant's 81 points. Kobe was asked if this will hurt his relationship with the other Lakers? Kobe said, there are other Lakers?

The Mexican government has begun issuing maps to people who want to cross the border into the U.S. Do they really need a map? All you have to do is follow the person in line ahead of you.