Kimmel

Bieber had the word "Purpose" tattooed over his bellybutton, which of all the parts of the human body has the least purpose of all.

"Purpose" is reportedly the title of his next album. He has "Believe" on his forearm, an earlier album. Good news, looks like he's only got enough skin space or three or four more albums.

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