Miscellany

Something seems amiss at The Roller Coaster Capital of the World. For the first hour or two of the day, the rides' lines don't move or the roller coasters are shut down. I'm a big fan of Cedar Point, and the Park seems to run well after the first few hours, but some attorney needs to whack them with a Consumer Protection Act claim (bogus hours) and get their attention.

I'm working really long hours right now, until 8:00 or later every night. Last night, I see my wife's schedule: Tuesday: Shopping with Meg. Wednesday: Pool Party. Thursday: Brownies. I'm the color of this website's banner (green, for those who are color-blind).

To whatever government bureaucrat required "hard wired" smoke alarms and constant beeping from smoke alarms with low batteries: You should be taken out and maimed. I mean, I kinda like getting jolted every two minutes all night while trying to sleep, but it gets a little old after awhile.