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# Happy Fourth
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/37279/
- Published: 2015-07-04T09:33:38.000Z
- Updated: 2015-07-04T09:33:38.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

> “They ate based on how successful the firework displays were.” [http://t.co/plq0lMFnwN](http://t.co/plq0lMFnwN?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) [pic.twitter.com/gce16C2rHX](http://t.co/gce16C2rHX?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)

> — Forbes (@Forbes) [July 4, 2015](https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/617252007666130944?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)

> How likely are you to get hurt by fireworks this Fourth of July? We run the numbers: [http://t.co/N0qMAN81Ft](http://t.co/N0qMAN81Ft?ref=thedailyeudemon.com) [pic.twitter.com/L1QVCmGTmZ](http://t.co/L1QVCmGTmZ?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)

> — Slate (@Slate) [July 4, 2015](https://twitter.com/Slate/status/617248270386089984?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)