Late Night Humor

Leno:

Some sad news. The rumor going around, after 14 years of marriage, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown may be splitting up. I guess Whitney came home early one day and caught bobby hitting other women.

On more serious news, there's a rumor that we may have killed al Qaeda's number two man. If it turns out to be true this will be the 387th time we have killed the number two man.

Letterman:

Did you see the "Skating With Celebrities” show tonight? What a great show. At the end of the show Tonya Harding shot Robert Blake.