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# (Untitled)
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/36840/
- Published: 2015-05-18T20:56:46.000Z
- Updated: 2015-05-18T20:56:46.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

You might be lethargic if:

10\. Kneeling and standing during church cause you to break a sweat.  
 9\. You break a sweat taking a shower.  
 8\. You have nightmares about losing your TV remote.  
 7\. You've tried to scam a handicap license plate.  
 6\. You think Internet surfing is a sport.  
 5\. You go to the store because it's such a nice day.  
 4\. Any distance over fifty yards is presumptively a car drive.  
 3\. You didn't know they made adult-sized bicycles.  
 2\. You don't think you can make it to the end of this list without a nap (then again, maybe that's the list-assembler's fault).  
 1\. You need a rest after your bowel movements.