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# Kimmel
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/36769/
- Published: 2015-05-14T23:21:31.000Z
- Updated: 2015-05-14T23:21:31.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

- Kim Jong Un – it's really Catch-22 with him. If you close your eyes, you get shot for nodding off. If you open them, you get shot for laughing at his haircut.