Ditch those Natural Family Planning manuals. I've found them nearly worthless. Don't get me wrong. NFP is 99% effective, just like its advocates say. Unfortunately, most guys have relations with their wives more than 99 times every two years. The result? You can do the math yourself or look at families like mine: children aged 12, 11, 9, 7, 4, 2, 9 months. I'm not complaining, mind you, but I welcome this new development in the NFP battles:
A study by an Italian sexologist has found that couples who have a TV set in their bedroom have sex half as often as those who don't.
I got a bedroom TV for Christmas. A slick flat-screen contraption with remote. I also bought a cheap DVD player to go with it. Heeee Hawwww!
Now I just need to stay off the Playboy Channel.
